Violet: I'm Coming Out...I Want the World to Know...

Photos courtesy of Jay Lassiter.

My new pals Jay & Greg sent me pictures of their slutty orchid, Violet. It originates from Asia and is related to the North American Lady Slipper orchid (Cypripedium) and the South American Slipper Orchid (Phragmipedium). Although she is named "Violet" and affectionately referred to as "slutty" by her owners, it is a Paphiopedilum (or Paph.) hybrid. Specifically, it is a vinicolor Maudiae-type--meaning it has a burgundy-wine color and its shape is similar to Paph. Maudiae. Despite not knowing its true identity (other than being referred to as "Paph. Unknown," "Paph Hyrid," or "Violet the Slut"), it is a very pretty plant and deserves a spot in your home. I don't know about her reputation as a slut, so I would keep it away from the other plants, giving her a prominent spot of her own. It has a single flower that is approximately 2.5 to 3 inches and lasts for 4 to 6 weeks. It makes a magnificent display when the plant gets larger, forms clumps, and sends several flower spikes.

Hybrid paphs are easy to grow and are perfect for the home. They take African violet conditions (maybe this is how she got her name?), meaning average home temperature and light conditions (no direct sunlight). Keep it evenly moist but not soggy wet. Fertilize once a month using dilute (1/4 strength) solution. Violet seems very happy and well-cared for. Notice how straight the flower stalk is--and it's not even staked! She's got good flower size with nice shape, color, and form. Speaking of color, deep, dark purple (almost black) is favored among enthusiasts and orchid judges. So, one look at Violet, you can tell she's a high class slut. Great job raising Violet! If these two men can do a fantastic job with Violet, I am confident that will do an equally superb job raising a child if they choose to.